The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

what the hoot

Another way of saying what the fuck

Person 1: I jerk off to pictures of mutilated corpses
Person 2: what the hoot

by Rambitten December 16, 2023

Volcano Hoot

When a girl or guy takes a toke and deepthroats while holding it in till they cant anymore then lets the smoke out on your dick before stopping the deep throat

She gives great volcano hoots
or i want a volcano hoot

by achunkoffun May 20, 2024

Hoot

Singular form of hooters or hoots, referring to a woman’s breasts.

I was shooting my airsoft last night, and I shot my wife in her right hoot!

by EverythingBoobs March 16, 2022

Hoots

Baby owl.

Do you see the hoots in that tree

by Cowboysplaytime73 August 9, 2023

hootful

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza are just so hootful

by hootful October 25, 2018

ain't you a hoot

Aren’t you fun , happy , awesome, sexy , owl like strong energy , highly energetic, and awake

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot So excited and fun .

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot rooting for a tooting around the bar.

Ain’t you a hoot - Wow you have been all over the world aint you a hoot . I have only been around my neighborhood.

Ain’t you a hoot - wild I have never meet someone like you ain’t you a hoot.

by Banzai_Peezy October 7, 2022