Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

by PowellRanger August 17, 2006

Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

by ChampionG December 22, 2016

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

it's a shame on the time

'it's a shame on the time', a well known sentence in israel. it is the hottest sentence to say in israel, when something cool is happening. in hebrew it's like that: 'haval al hazman'.

boy 1: i met some girl, she's so hot!
boy 2: really?
boy 1: it's a shame on the time!
boy 2: wow!

by kosto September 22, 2008

you must have a lot of free time

A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.

Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY

J: Wow you must have a lot of free time

Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!

J: You don´t get it, do you?

Ronald:What do you mean?

J:*sigh*...

by I´mYoPopsSoListenUp April 26, 2012