ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.

Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.

by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018

Wet Sail

A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.

Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb

Guy 1: That chick is such a wet sail.

Guy 2: Yeah she's pretty stupid.

by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023

sails and service

What a marine-supply store offers.

I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023