Caravel

Caravel Academy is a private small ass school located in the middle of bumble...aka Bear, DE. The typical boys located at this school are 4'11" with the maturity level of a 5 year old. The majority of the white boys wish they were black and try to be "thugged out" to imitate their black classmates, who in fact also think they are gangsta, but are really pussies as well because, who can really be gangsta at Caravel? The girls here thrive on drama and do not believe in "keeping their pants on". Every wigger at Caravel has hooked up with a girl-then her best friend-then her arch enemy. Every other "non wigger" loser at Caravel is still a virgin and relies on his right hand. 95% of the girls of Caravel are not virgins and most of these girls are pure idiots and don't realize they are really classified as sluts.

I had a weird craving to eat some fish for dinner last night...so I went and found a girl from Caravel.

Caravel by kldl March 31, 2005

caravel academy

a school full of white racist supremacists that think they are better than everyone else. spoiled rich kids. but the biden supporters go you!

“you go to caravel academy? gross.”

caravel academy by oh yuh get it ig January 15, 2021

Caravel Sail

The Caravel Sail is a sail that evolved from Lateen Sails both of which have strong Austronesian influences.

Yes — there is strong circumstantial and structural evidence that the caravel sails of the Portuguese, especially their lateen rigging, were influenced by earlier Austronesian sailing technology, particularly the crab-claw sail used on paraw and proa vessels.

Let’s break this down:

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🔹 1. Portuguese Caravel and Lateen Sails

The caravel (15th century) was the main exploration ship of Portugal during the Age of Discovery.

It used lateen sails (triangular sails on angled masts), which allowed it to tack against the wind, unlike square-rigged European ships.

This innovation was critical for long-distance ocean voyages, including to India, Africa, and later Asia and the Philippines.

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🔹 2. Austronesian Crab-Claw Sails — The Original Triangular Sails

Austronesians had already been using crab-claw sails for over 3,000 years before the caravel.

These sails were highly efficient, capable of upwind sailing, speed, and maneuverability.

Found in:

Philippine paraw

Indonesian prahu

Micronesian proa

The mast was often tilted forward, similar to the lateen sail structure.

The Caravel Sail made the Age of Exploration possible.

Caravel Sail by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025

Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramel Cannon by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.

For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

Caramelldansen by The Avenue Majestic May 29, 2009

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

Caramel Popcorn by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019