A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.
by death doctor September 24, 2012
The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.
Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
by crack June 26, 2009
The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
by steezeMcbean August 14, 2011
A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed
Subject B: What happened?
Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
Subject B: What happened?
Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021
the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.
Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!
by Drumbelievable August 20, 2009
by ThaJay236 March 16, 2019
The act of masturbating.
Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"
"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"
"Everybody look at your hands"
"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"
In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.
A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"
"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"
"Everybody look at your hands"
"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"
In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.
A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.
"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.
SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.
SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
by Danno456 November 12, 2006