jan 23

The day the dick destroyer comes to town

Dick destroyer day is Jan 23

by Epicppsucker69 October 16, 2019

Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

jan sandwich

The act of two people having sex with sean's mom.

Beau and Erik high fived while sharing a jan sandwich.

by etrain May 31, 2004

Jan 11

it means it’s Kaylea’s birthday and everyone born on that day is um like super cool

“Yo it’s Jan 11, it’s Kaylea’s birthday”

by kaylea ofc July 11, 2021

Jan. 15

National take shit on Bernard day.

Bernard: ...
You: Shut the fuck up, Bernard
Bernard: wHy WoUlD yOu SaY tHaT?
You: it's jan. 15

by Milkyboi:) January 15, 2020

Jan 30th!

It’s Jan 30th! Go hangout with friends.

Luke: Hey guys it’s Jan 30th! Sara: What does that mean? Luke: It’s hangout with your friends day!

by 𝕄𝕒𝕪 January 30, 2021

23rd jan

The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021