Jake

A snake and a fake

Jake the snake.

by olivia_ciera January 20, 2017

Jake

Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.

Watch out he's a totally jake

by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010

Jake

Vagina

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.

by Snake77 November 10, 2010

Jaking

To cancel plans at the last minute.

"We were supposed to drink scotch tonight Christian. Are you seriously jaking out on us again?"

by JM2000 August 25, 2009

Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.

wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?

by johnny cutoff February 4, 2010

jake

A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel?
Robert - He got kicked in the jake.
Reid - Who did it?
Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

by Kevin Edwards February 3, 2007

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.

You know that greasy kid jake? Yeah he smells like ass!

by Robscoob May 15, 2018