Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.
When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!
by DonKilo Bonavici January 21, 2016
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hamster 1

What do u think it means????
Prob hamster 1 bruv
Jimmy: Yo did u see that dope hamster 1

Orla: ya bra
by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words October 30, 2020
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meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster
Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.
by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 17, 2010
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electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.
Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?
by lolomguy February 25, 2020
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Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).
Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits
by GingerMcNeill April 05, 2012
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face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.
by Kwand March 12, 2016
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hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar
by rob magnum February 29, 2012
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