Fatty McFatsofat

(Noun) An individual whose physique becomes enlarged and grotesque as a result of consuming too much McDonald's food. This phenomenon, albeit formerly unnamed, gained national attention and was popularized by the documentury "Super Size Me."
Fatty McFatsofat at the Drive-Thru: "I'll have two Big Macs, no wait, make that eight Big Macs. And... throw in a batch of fries, you know, a whole basket full, however many large-sized fries that is... One McRib, three of this little cheeseburgers, a twenty-piece Chicken McNuggets... and..."
by jpsi December 24, 2008
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fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.
"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."
by Rob_SD January 23, 2008
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fatty mcdaddy

fatty mcdaddy is a kid with 1 dad and 28 kids ( they were all adopted). hes fat and loves mcdons especially 20 nuggs
I want to be one of fatty mcdaddys kids
by religous gherkin March 23, 2017
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Fatty mcdaddy

Fatty mcdaddy is a kid from Jerusalem he prays to Buddha with his son and 28 grandchildren.he eats lots of gherkins that's why he's called fatty mcdaddy.
See that fatty mcdaddy praying to jesus over there? He's really religious
by Religious nun March 22, 2017
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Fatty Square

The parking space at the end of a fast food restaurant drive-thru that an employee sends you to after you order so much food that they can't serve it to you without holding up the line of cars behind you.

As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a noun

Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.

Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder

As a verb

Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?

Cashier: That will be $29

Patron: Here you go.

Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.

Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!
by mildmanneredclarkkent July 17, 2009
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Special Fatties

Fat mentally handicapped children that run around playing tag at lunchtime during school. They often wear clothing that is too tight and reveals more than necessary. Often times there is a slight unsavory stench about them.
The fat children or "Special Fatties" running around Mcdonald's playplace... and at your local high school that has a special aid program.
by The Kiddos June 18, 2010
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fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "
by Saynotofatchicks March 17, 2016
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