crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 17, 2005
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Tit Crust

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.
by Imran Bob Carr November 17, 2005
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pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack September 30, 2007
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elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute
"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."
by stortankelitetbean November 09, 2021
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crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.
Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.
by Crunchwaffle April 19, 2017
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pizza crusted

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted
by Dhpickle September 07, 2015
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Nigger Crust

The crusty goo on an unwashed nigger.
by WORDBOY83 July 26, 2019
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