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crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief
If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!
by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004
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Tit Crust

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.
by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005
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pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007
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Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.
"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"
by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022
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Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.
Ewwww, crust meist
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”
by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023
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elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute
"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."
by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021
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Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.
Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.
by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018
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