Clown Crown

Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness

"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."

"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."

by Mike Swearengen September 7, 2013

Guilty Crown

Trash

Wife:Honey! Take out the guilty crown please!!

Husband: Truu

Wife: Same

by ManaLobe June 30, 2016

Flower Crown

Basically what it implies: a crown made of flowers (real or fake). There are many different types and are very aesthetic. Many girls who wear them are assumed to be basic or hipster, but sometimes this is not the case. Flower crowns are amazing and lovely to wear. Don't let anybody insult you just because you enjoy wearing them, because they are wonderful and so are you.

Person 1: Omg I love your flower crown!
Person 2: Thanks! It goes really well with my outfit.

by mystical bean September 5, 2018

triple crown

Drunk friend passes out after puking, pissing and shitting himself.

He's gonna feel like a real DB after he wakes up after the triple crown.

by czech May 13, 2005

Crown heights

A place where welfare PVP is used.

I was over at the wildy ditch in Crown Heights, when I saw someone fighting with blue dragonhide.

by Lawlex July 29, 2009

Crown of Thorns

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.

Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.

by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011

bell and crown

where a man gyrates on the crown of someones head from behind, then coming over the other person's forehead. thus, resulting in a 'veil'.

"last night he bell and crowned me, that veil went down to my chin"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009