June The 9th

The best people are born on this day. People born on this day grow up to be Legends. No one hates them and people born on this day make people laugh a lot.

Mark is such a g! He was definitely born on June The 9th!

by Kerseal March 2, 2020

November 9th

Mac & cheese day

November 9th is a day where we all enjoy some Mac and cheese

by WR15 May 8, 2020

9th Position

A sex position performed like the famous 69. One person is performing oral while the other watches tv.

Last night BGT was on and Phil and I did the 9th position.

by Upstatnygal69 September 20, 2020

October 9th

National flying cat day, on October 9th everyone must put a cat on a leash and fly for 20 minutes.

“It’s October 9th! Damn, guess I gotta go fly a cat”

by David Skinner October 8, 2020

December 9th

An amazing Sagittarius' birthday! Or for some reason now an Ophiuchus, like wtf NASA?

It's December 9th! Happy Birthday!

by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020

December 9th

December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.

*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!

by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020

December 9th

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.

“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”

by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020