The secret love-child of Queen Elizabeth II and the famous drag queen Trixie Mattel, she was the first person to ever queef right after being born, hence her name Queefina. She is the secret founder of floptok and was born on April 20th, 1969. When she was 1 day old she was put up for adoption and was sent to Intercourse, Pennslyvania to live with a furry suit maker for a mother and a porn director for a father. She is now a furry porn director and still lives in Intercourse to this day.
by Jerry McNoBitches November 28, 2022
Get the Queefina the 1stmug. The official day that you treat the shortest friend like royalty
Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped
Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped
by meulgi November 23, 2021
Get the December 1stmug. Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020
Get the September 1stmug. by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022
Get the May 1stmug. Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020
Get the September 1stmug. this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said
nuff said
guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."
by reallystinky June 24, 2022
Get the July 1stmug. 