The 1st Tposer

Jesus Christ was the first T-poser as he T-posed to wash away our dirty sins.

Humans: *do n a s t y things*
The 1st Tposer (jesus): “Ok bouta head out”

by Suckmybutteredtoast May 10, 2019

May 1st

National spend time with your bf/gf day

Let’s do something significant other! It’s may 1st

by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022

Queefina the 1st

The secret love-child of Queen Elizabeth II and the famous drag queen Trixie Mattel, she was the first person to ever queef right after being born, hence her name Queefina. She is the secret founder of floptok and was born on April 20th, 1969. When she was 1 day old she was put up for adoption and was sent to Intercourse, Pennslyvania to live with a furry suit maker for a mother and a porn director for a father. She is now a furry porn director and still lives in Intercourse to this day.

"Who the fuck is Queefina the 1st?"
"The only good thing to come out of Queen Elizabeth's womb."

by Jerry McNoBitches November 28, 2022

December 1st

The official day that you treat the shortest friend like royalty

Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped

"That 4'9 girl is my queen on December 1st *heart eyes*"

by meulgi November 23, 2021

February 1st

February 1st is for very cool people

People on this day love Rick astley (because he’s the best) They all so look great

Were you born on February 1st

Yeah

by Rickrollfan9777 September 21, 2021

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

1st base

to kiss/make out/french kiss

i only got to fist base last night

by unknown April 3, 2004