1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.
2. General pejorative directed at men.
2. General pejorative directed at men.
by batmanuelle December 02, 2010
omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 10, 2011
1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 15, 2007
by Sam March 04, 2005
Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
by kelstubee December 13, 2010
A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"
Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011
Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers
by MR. hatesjonases April 05, 2009