Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

barf

paint the town red

..and green

..and blue

..and yellow

..and orange

..and pink

..and purple

through the manner of vomiting

"this tastes like barf!!"

by alyssa69gaming2011 February 19, 2023

Bazooka barfing

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.

Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.

"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"

by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004

B-barf

Anything coming out of Breitbart, a reich-wing fake news site, and any troll that supports the non-human waste of life Nazi trash the writes its drivel.

I don't care what nugatory b-barf trash like you has to say.

by Liberty999 May 26, 2018

Barf-making

When something smells, looks, tastes, feels or sounds so incredibly disgusting that it causes you to want to throw up.

"Hey, Christine. Want to try some Tabasco Ice Cream? it's delicious."
"No thanks. The concoction sounds barf-making"

by chrisssy226 October 5, 2025