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Stoned

1. when high, usually high with marijuana.
2. The highest rating you can give something
1. Donald seems really stoned today.
2. that movie last night was stoned.
by Urfaaace January 2, 2017
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stone

a cool kid. Who is insanely funny and is caring beyond belief. anyone would be lucky to know a stone.
Unknown: " That kid is so cute! I bet he's a Stone!"
by unknownstone June 17, 2018
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Stone

A state of hotness, swag, or having balls, guts, or being brave.

brave balls guts swag
Look at that cute boy over there, he's such a stone! cute
Look at my new phone, it's so stone!
Look at that kid over there, he just flipped off the principal, he's got stones.
by Enots February 12, 2014
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Stone

A sad boy that likes bex.
Wow, stone loves bex
by ItsOmge January 12, 2020
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Stoneing

An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...

1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason

Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.

Person A: STONED

2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!

Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!

Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it

Person A & B: STONED!
by STONED! March 29, 2010
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Stoned

The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!

-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
by KFRESHHH July 27, 2009
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Stones

Weak snitching type off brand niggas who usually migrate from large cities ex: ( Michigan) to small citys like ex: (Ohio )
Them stones always get indicted and get out . or Them stones undercover informants or Them stones is fugasey ass cats they work with the boys when they get knocked off top .
by C.Diorr January 13, 2014
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