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Grand-dogging

Grand-dogging:derived from the definition this is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching and getting off on it!

Except in Grand-dogging the participants are OAP's.
"The pensioner became highly addicted to grand-dogging."
Grand-dogging is a past-time enjoyed by the old age pensioner
by joelbyford October 19, 2010
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The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.
by Zeccede July 26, 2018
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si grand

A word to describe a person who is cool, attractive or superior, often in regards to the size of their penis.

The word bears grammatical genders as described in the rhyme below:

If you are an homme,
Then you say Si Grand,
If you go by she,
Then you're Si Grandi,
If it's not just you,
You're all Si Grandu.
Ryan doesn't skip leg day; he's really si grand. Me and him are si grandu.
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Grande Punto

A reasonably big small sized car. They like to stall for no reason and take just under a year to get 60mph but was designed by the same bloke as the delorean
Steve: My Grande Punto is a little bit slow

Tom: Could be worse, you could have a corsa
by Mario26 February 16, 2014
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grand baby

Name for a grandchild of less discerning Grand parents or Grand peoples if you will..
I axed my Baby momma Where the money go i gave you for pampers for my grand baby?
by Respect 18 January 1, 2017
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dirty grande

A girl that goes to the gym and works out, but doesn't shower afterwards.
Tara and Stacie went to the gym and worked out. When Stacie threw her clothes back on without showering, Tara said "Take a shower you dirty grande".
by Eldridge August 24, 2006
mugGet the dirty grandemug.

Grand Exchange

When two guys shove their butts together while spreading their butt cheeks. They then shit into eachother's butt hole and pass it back and forth.
If you like the Grand Exchange and find it useful, you sir are gay.
by the other strait guy May 12, 2010
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