by THE MAGIC PHONE MAN June 9, 2018
Get the Night-Assmug. by Welchling July 19, 2015
Get the packet assesmug. Eric: hey check out my new kicks. Awesome right?
Jeremy: totally
Later
Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
Jeremy: totally
Later
Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
by anonymous June 9, 2021
Get the Booty-assmug. Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.
We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.
We praise the swing Gods.
Not a cult.
We love apes and dislike the national trust.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.
We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.
We praise the swing Gods.
Not a cult.
We love apes and dislike the national trust.
by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022
Get the ASSmug. Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.
"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017
Get the nuclear bunker assmug. I was wrong on everything!!!
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence…
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything…
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence…
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything…
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 August 28, 2023
Get the Assmug. by Local Loaner September 17, 2020
Get the Ass Burgersmug.