Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

Dick tate

A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay

This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons

“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”

by sooocool123 July 27, 2022

Rich Dick

The dick of a guy named Richard

I want some of that Rich Dick, give it to me now Richard.

by Zike93 January 15, 2019

Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

by Gk34 March 30, 2017