Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Bitch ass slut

You are a bitch ass slut if your name is Logan or Kaleigh

Kaleigh and Logan are bitch ass sluts

by Crystal Pelski November 22, 2022

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Bitch Ass

A female that is being annoying to anyone.

Guy 1: Wow she was real annoying at prom.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a bitch ass

by BilliesGorol January 18, 2019

Shut your bitch ass up

Another way to say "shut up" when someone is aggravating you
Mostly used by black people, in most cases included with the n word (Shut your bitch ass up n*gga)

1: Easy game.
2: Shut your bitch ass up.

by Idk50 July 23, 2024

Working ass and cheek

Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.

Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022