Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023

little chubby dick

Bryan got a lil chubby small dick

Bryan - “ Am i in deep baby”

Girl - “ are u even in yet? i feel nothing”

Bryan - “ Im trying my hardest *Sobbing* “

Girl - “ Ur a little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

little chubby dick

Bryan Alvarado AKA Extra Large Elfbar

Bryan “ IS IT IN YET BABY?!?!? “

Female “ What is blud yappin about i feel nothing😭 “

Bryan “ IM TRYING MY HARDEST MOMMY * SOBBING * “

Female - “ Your a fat little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

big tastey dick

a really tastey dick.

woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."

by mommy milker drinker February 23, 2024

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024