dick rider

someone who fuck with jas

someone: omg i love jas so much

Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew

by amara1016 November 30, 2018

dreams dick

another word for cucumber

i ate a dreams dick today

by aaaaaaaasaaaaa September 7, 2021

dick

girl, you won't be getting this 12-inch tonight bitch

Girl: can I have some juicy dick now!?
Guy: no get off of me you nasty crusty dorito!!!!

by dickthreethousand101 January 5, 2021

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

dick tionary

dick tionary- it looks like a dictionary but its a porn mag

rick:do you wamt to go look at dick tionarys
todd the jock:hell ya brother

by lokiprime_is_mine February 28, 2018

Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.

I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night

by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016