Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.

Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.

by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021

Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017

Dick chopping

The colloquial term for "castration".

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.

by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020