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Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.
Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan
by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019
mugGet the Chapstick Dickmug.

Dull Dick

Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.
How was your date the other night?

“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019
mugGet the Dull Dickmug.

Dick

GOD JACKSON HAS A NICE DICK✌️😈😩
by Marie_<3 September 22, 2021
mugGet the Dickmug.

Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin
by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024
mugGet the Demon Dick Gremlinmug.

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
mugGet the I hate you so much go suck a dickmug.

Dick Nurple

where you get a knife stab a dude in the dick then twist the knife into the dick like a purple nurple
charlotte: I wanna dick nurple this guy
Mia: what
by bad_vxibes July 8, 2021
mugGet the Dick Nurplemug.

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt
Bruh he smoken Dickes
by Yungdaki April 19, 2022
mugGet the He Smoken Dickesmug.

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