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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
mugGet the excuses are like assesmug.

splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.
hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?
by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009
mugGet the splash-assmug.

Pussy ass boy

A male that gets his male friends to jump on another male through bullying, sexual abuse, rape, robbery, and mugging.
Darius: Kevin a pussy ass boy! He go get his friends to rob me.
by Magiranger September 28, 2022
mugGet the Pussy ass boymug.

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.
by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Ass Bitch Syndromemug.

Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
mugGet the Gassy Ass Syndromemug.

ASSING POO

cum, cum, cum, ass, shit, hoe, bitch
Cum on a hoe, ASSING POO.
mugGet the ASSING POOmug.

dumb ass

Me...
When I say i’m a literal dumb ass it means I did something that would be stupid to other people
mugGet the dumb assmug.

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