When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
by Pickle Reeves May 3, 2023
Get the Ninja Dickmug. The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"
"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016
Get the shrink dickmug. A girl who cannot let go of a certain guy she used to date or be intimate with, even she is already in another relationship.
by Kloovkalush September 26, 2023
Get the dick huggermug. A copious amount of dick cheese which sets and builds up to a plaque like substance over time. Often associated with a man who's member hasn't seen any action for a long time and has fallen into a state of disregard. Especially prominent with those possessing excessive foreskin.
Example 1. "Man, it's been so long my nob cheese has turned to dick plaque, I need to get my ultrasonic plaque remover onto this"
Example 2. "I ain't had no sex for 13 months, I've had no reason to clean my meat. It's been that long that I've got dick plaque."
Example 2. "I ain't had no sex for 13 months, I've had no reason to clean my meat. It's been that long that I've got dick plaque."
by Sigmagneto February 4, 2025
Get the Dick Plaquemug. by theknower2343 March 18, 2024
Get the Ben's Dickmug. A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
by CommonClone June 24, 2018
Get the donkey dickmug. A way of telling someone to:
a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.
b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.
b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021
Get the shit a dickmug.