Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.

Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!

by Chazdababy January 18, 2020

JJ Dick

To small to see, To dead to hear and to alive to go down

Jj dick

by Sex_offender. 154 January 4, 2021

vacation dick

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.

Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.

by DickDefiner May 31, 2016

destiny’s dick

A person, who just out of destiny is destined to be a massive dick

“Hey John, marks being a destiny’s dick, should we violate him?”

by KingKezza November 30, 2020

Big Dick Bandit

When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other

Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch

by Themanmythlegendbandit May 9, 2024

abdulas dick

A small scrawny boy with a cock the size of a small shrimp 🍤 he says is cock is 6.5inches in snapchat

Yo u have an abdulas dick then everyone laughs at him

by Harvey1G September 10, 2020