Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018

Baltic Ball-Wash

An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.

Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.

by Horatius fabi November 25, 2018

BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man

Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash

by Jackparker January 7, 2019

Fried Liver Wash

A place to get lost in the Joshua Tree deserts. You’ll encounter lizards, low brush, high winds, and a bukkake of cholla cactus.

Who the hell named this “Fried Liver Wash?”

by liver-san January 31, 2019

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019