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waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011
ayo man grab me that waffle crisp
by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022
mugGet the waffle crispmug.

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
by sailorkatz April 4, 2021
mugGet the Coffee Wafflemug.

waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 9, 2023
mugGet the waffle dickmug.

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
mugGet the waffle squishmug.

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017
mugGet the waffle fuckermug.

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain
Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.
by psudeom July 25, 2022
mugGet the Waffle Stompermug.

Waffles

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.
by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Wafflesmug.

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