when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"
Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER
by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016
Get the wheel of thunder mug.The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.
Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017
Get the Cock Juggling thunder cunt mug.Related Words
by Niggazoid June 14, 2017
Get the irrelevant bar tender mug.When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
Get the Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt mug.by I am Kyle and I'm a fag November 1, 2017
Get the fuck you thunder mug.To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017
Get the evaporate my tenderloin mug.the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
Get the triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado mug.