Gold Bar Menedez

1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”

“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”

“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 26, 2025
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Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 08, 2019
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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 03, 2024
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cream filled dicky bar

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head
Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya
by gun3 February 15, 2011
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bar scar

When you get rejected romantically at a pub.
I've have so many bar scars in the last few weeks that I can't even remember how many.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
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bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014
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Bar-Nett

A DE born and raised convict spending damn near his whole life in prison because he was addicted to crack and smack.
Who is Cie on the phone with? Oh That's Thomas ... Thomas Bar-Nett !!
by CIEANNANEESE July 26, 2024
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