bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

candy bar purchase

Its a small purchase, verifying everything is working.

I made a candy bar purchase to make sure my card was working

by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023

Bar Crawl

A practice of sampling alcoholic drinks(dilute ethanol) from many different establishments organised to facilitate such activity, leading to temporary but severe impairment of cognitive function, which is often viewed as enjoyable, at least at the time. Crawling is not usually involved, at least in the early stages of such activity.

John felt horrible after last night's bar crawl until 3am.

by Albert_Newton February 8, 2020

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 4, 2016

Granola bars

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

candy bar

A candy bar is something that someone gives to you as an answer to a long-asked question.

Candy bar is the answer to a long time wrong assumption of a psychological reference has to do with the game they don't look like no f****** candy bar I ever saw

by AlliedApe July 22, 2021