Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.

Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

mud-kini

A mud soaked bikini. Official uniform for hot chicks at a mud event.

We need a long weekend to get out of control, get a little dirty with some mud-kinis' and stripper poles.

by Kevin Buckley March 7, 2017