Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)

We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.

by cromag cousin July 25, 2007

texasing

The act of being larger, or at least acting like you're larger, than anyone and everything.

God, look at John, texasing next to that bush over there. He's such a noob!

by Kloppy Pipecleaner September 11, 2011

texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

Texas ranger

A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby

How long has Texas ranger been crying for, a year?

by Megaworp January 4, 2022

Texas

Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.

I love you Texas <3

by SmellyDiapers June 21, 2022

Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.

Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025

damn b texas

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix

Your momma is a damn b texas local

by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023