Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)
Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.
by Orcharge October 16, 2020
When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.
by MarleyDog December 22, 2015
The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 03, 2011
Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"
Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"
Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"
Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
by lovelyline July 27, 2014
"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."
by Little Walnut October 03, 2017
Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.
Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
by DinnerRabbits October 08, 2017
Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.
Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.
by cynz August 23, 2008