Morbidly Retarded 

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

Morbidly Retarded by UprTupr December 29, 2012

retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

retarded smart by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

Half Retarded 

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards

Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

Half Retarded by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018

redarded

Something so retarded it's dardy.

See

retarded and dardy

Person 1: -does backflip over iron spikes for a single skittle-
Person 2: You are so redarded.

redarded by Cindykt September 28, 2011

RepTard 

RepTards are idiot Republicans soundbyte samplers. They are verbally indistinguishable from one to other because of their word for word regurgitation of the party's daily "talking points". Should the daily "T.P.'s" not arrive on time, they would stare blankly into the camera in a wide eyed silent double blink, mouth agape, (worst case) with a small stream of drool slowly rolling down the corner of their puppet party mouths.
They are seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves, and therefore adopt a hive mentality.
They are also reptilian in the area of compassion.
They're precise in their consistency with regard to staying contrary to anything the Democratic party says, despite the sense it may make.

What a fucking RepTard.

Bob: "Did you here what that "RepTard said?"

Larry: "If by RepTard you mean Republican, then Yes I did".

RepTard by Saphin January 10, 2010

Restarded 

to have to restart a computer or a process because the computer or process is really
stupid.

Internet Explorer 7 sucks, it was behaving strangely so it had had to be restarded.

Restarded by werdology October 14, 2008

Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

Mental retardation by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021