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Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.
Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads
by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023
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Pee Pee Treat

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.
Person 1: Hey, I gave Beth a Pee Pee Treat and she actually ate it.

Person 2: She must not know what's in those things.
by Supercoolsome June 7, 2016
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pee

its pee
mr 123456789101112 said he had pee left when he was blowing up the bank
by ItzRahooha July 11, 2025
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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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pee

a delicious refreshment commonly enjoyed among young children
child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"

child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."
by not-scooter March 1, 2020
mugGet the peemug.

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Remember to eat your split pees.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
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Pee

Pee pee on cacee in Pee pee cacaLand
Today i went peepee on cacee in peepee CacaLand
by PoopyPossum August 17, 2022
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