Pee pee poo poo

The funniest joke there is. There is no funnier joke. It is a joke.

Person 1: "Pee pee poo poo"
Person 2: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

by Totally Not blustar February 9, 2021

peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025

Love Pee

The accidental act of releasing urine while ejaculating on a girl's face. True love is only noticed you expel your inner bacterial fluids, of course.

"Jesus fucking Christ, did you just pee on me?!" --Darling, I love you so much that you made me release my Love Pee onto yourself.

by Ballsackicus February 20, 2017

Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"

by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020

pee pee

Pee pee is a funny 1 st to 12 th grade way of say ing penis

God Ethan Luke put your pee pee away

by Princess becky May 28, 2019

pee

when you eat some cheese really slowly

damn, he can really pee.

by Thelogicalnutsack September 24, 2020

girl pee

pee from girl

"girl pee"

by ILookLikeATurtle June 22, 2025