rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

Person 1: It's not rain, it's coming from the rocks.

Person 2: Yeah, it's rock-pee

by bunnerfly August 17, 2024

pee

Pee is a liquid that comes out of your private part it can sometimes be red because of your period :/

I have to go pee right quick hold up

by Mellllon June 27, 2020

pee

when you eat some cheese really slowly

damn, he can really pee.

by Thelogicalnutsack September 24, 2020

Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.

"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"

by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021

Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022

Pee Stain

Some dude from Missouri that pisses on people when they are sleeping.

GET OFF ME PEE STAIN!

by dessaesthetic January 24, 2023