Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
by Candini January 4, 2008
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more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.
I got stripper dick during that lap dance
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
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Get the Dick Skinners mug.1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
Get the Liquid Dick mug.The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.
As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.
Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
by Dennis Cognac December 9, 2008
Get the Norris dick mug.1. The act of slanging dick; wiggling one's penis back and forth in a nonsexual manner. Used for entertainment purposes in cases of extreme boredom (not to confuse with masturbation)
2. a synonym for penis party, sausage fest, hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls
2. a synonym for penis party, sausage fest, hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls
1. We were bored so we whipped out our penises and started dick slanging until we found something else to do
2. There wasn't much to do today so I just dick slanged at my friend's house with a bunch of other dick slangers, dick slanging together to pass the time
2. There wasn't much to do today so I just dick slanged at my friend's house with a bunch of other dick slangers, dick slanging together to pass the time
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