Very very stupid kid with a fat, shriveled up penis. He also has anger issues and says everybody's bullying him even though he's never seen real bullies before. He also has "sex dolls" of everybody he knows and has sex with them whenever he feels like it. One day he brought one named "Rachel" to our house and demonstrated for us, his penis didn't fit in the "sex dolls" hole. he had to use a knife to make the hole bigger!
by AlecBoydisacrazyperson June 30, 2016
Get the bro.0 mug.A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
by Chupasquanchmo May 31, 2016
Get the exlax bro mug.An EPIC moment that you experienced with some bros. Short for Bro Moment, can also be said as Broment
by SHMOO_22 January 12, 2019
Get the Bro Mo mug.a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.
by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014
Get the sailor bro mug.A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.
Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"
Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"
*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"
*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
Get the Chill bro mug.Similar and closely related to a dude bro, the golf bro spends his time discussing golf, drinking at golf courses and running over fellow golf bros with golf carts
by Datsu smallcoch May 18, 2021
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by Hagshahdjjd March 14, 2021
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