cannonball shits

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time

I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.

by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016

Shit Onion

A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.

When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.

by MarleyDog April 1, 2016

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

by Emwood July 2, 2018

Shit On Stick

A phrase used to describe a weird person or a jerk.

Chidi looks like a shit on stick.

by Anonymouss01 February 6, 2019

Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

Timestopper Shit

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

by Kirtune July 12, 2019