An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.
by Saskatchewan lunch break September 04, 2022
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
1. When you take a shit with so much force that it either literally breaks the toilet or there is so much shit you feel bad for the person that needs to clean it
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
Person 1: Yo you were in there for awhile, are you good?
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
by Dogmun May 22, 2019
A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.
Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Hym "You're a dumb person. You're dumb. You don't like being dumb so you shit on smart people. THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF I WAS SAYING IT. The language breaking down is part of the problem that YOU'RE CREATING by being the way you are you fucking trash."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.
by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022
Mike - "hey Brady, has Ben been messaging you on facebook again?"
Brady- " Ya man, he wont leave me alone. How many times do i need to tell him im not gay. He's breaking my snips"
Brady- " Ya man, he wont leave me alone. How many times do i need to tell him im not gay. He's breaking my snips"
by Michael Leigh November 02, 2011