Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)

Hey Bro Wanna Ohio Pool Noodle And Chill Or Nah

Ohio Pool Noodle by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025

Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide

Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style

Reverse Pool Noodle Style by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025

Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.

My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night

Guiseley Pool Noodle by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025

Jamaican Pool Noodle

Jamaican Pool Party filled with glorious island folk while not invited on a cruise or tourist destination

Hopped on a cruise, bought $10 flip flops with zero arch support...

Jamaican pool noodle was the goal

..Day started wonderful

It turned into a Jamaican pool party with white peopke in dreads

"...My wedding party from Cape Cod got overtook by Jamaicans and ruined my wife's dress with Red Stripe and Appleton Rum"

Jamaican Pool Noodle by Kayyyy Lowwww May 1, 2026

Parkwood Pool Noodle

When someone doesnt flush after taking a crap

I went to the bathroom and there was a Parkwood Pool Noodle floating in the toilet.

Parkwood Pool Noodle by Hhh4545 May 21, 2026

I want to French dip your noodle 

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

I want to French dip your noodle by Shutupand August 23, 2016

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle 

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018