Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit

Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Matthew Hernendez

A former SML wiki admin who was strict as fuck. He would block users unfairly (such as blocking someone just because another user did not like them), add new stupid rules, and make dumb decisions without permission from any other admin.

He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.

User 1: Who was the worst admin on the SML wiki?
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.

by Uzbekistan is the best December 3, 2024

Matthew Perry Combo

The Matthew Perry combo is when you get high on both ketamine and buprenorphine at the same time. (His previous heart/artery issues combined with this combination is what caused his death, not the combo itself). You will indeed get zooted off your ass if you take this combo, and is a phenomenal concoction of scientific wonders that will take you from the 3rd dimension to the 3.5th dimension.

Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.

by Dfenley December 8, 2024

Matthew

Can only be defined as HAWT!!!

Girl 1: "OMG look at that super fit lad"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah! Hubba Hubba! That's a Matthew! So Hawt!

by OiOiOi!Baaaaaka! December 12, 2024

Matthew

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy

by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024

Matthew Erickson

Matt is a male specimen who thinks he the shit but he not the fart cause he plays ball hawks. He is also know as a depressing person because of his repost on Tik tok. (Ps I also forgot to add the same thing in Levi Bradley McFadden definition but he is also very depressed and obsessed with is ex

Matthew Erickson loves is Pc

by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024

Matthew Lillard

Literally the chaddiest Chad that ever did Chad. Awesome human being. There is so little put down because there is too much to describe.

We all need a Matthew Lillard as a homie.

by anonymous January 3, 2025