matthew vickery

The coolest and most epic person ever

Yoo look at that Matthew vickery

He is so cool

by Issach galleway July 15, 2021

Matthew Lotz

An absolute mad man. Strongest high schooler in the US and possibly North America. Squatting a remarkable 500 lbs at 16 years old with depth. No one can stop this beast. Receiving offers from 9 Big Ten schools for tight end. Kyle Pitts needs to watch his back.

Did you see Matthew Lotz snag that toe tapper?! Pop off beast! #D1 Lotz

by ClEmSoN CoMmIt April 26, 2021

Matthew

Bitch who punches everyone, things he’s gonna get head from Hannah and is a bull shitter

Man: oh hi Matthew don’t tell me hannah walked off without u

by Eat my vag October 21, 2017

Matthew Li

Doodoo

This guy stepped on a price of Matthew Li

by ijiuhi September 12, 2023

Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016