Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022

Matthew

The anti-fuckboi.

The first known case of a fuckman.

The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.

The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.

Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.

“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.

by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go

Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him

by Onion bitch November 3, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a sexy cute boy, his nickname is Matty, great name to scream! He has an ass of a goddess, an absolute cutie pie!

Matthew looks so cute today!

by TinyBobRoss January 27, 2023

Matthew

A short asian furry/weeb who no one likes

matthew is going to an anime-furry convention

by athaz13 November 5, 2020

Matthew

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves

Matthew had sex with 40 people

by Glorz March 18, 2021

Matthew R. D.

The most amazing, best looking, and coolest guy in the world. He is the coolest person you will ever meet, like ever. And did I mention that he is awesome!

MATTHEW IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! Matthew R. D. is epic!!!!!!

by MaximusMasters May 20, 2015