Samantha M.

is an awesome,legit,great friend.Nice to be around with.makes you laugh and have a good time.She is a very gorgouse intelligent person.If anyone tries to fuck with her,her friend Isabelo will beat the living hell out of you!!!

Damn Samantha M. is so legit and gorgouse!!

Samantha M. by jello belo March 27, 2011

I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit 

To say you will beat someone up after they Trigger you or offend you.

1.Tim: Bro your such an asshole.

Me: Say that one more time and I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit bitch.

I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit by MansTooHotHeGotDMS August 10, 2018

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail 

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail by debra February 13, 2005

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty 

What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.

I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty by rperazag June 17, 2010

sp@m 

Sending your spam via an @ tweet on Twitter.

A pharmacy on Twitter sent me sp@m, so I unfollowed them. They wanted me to buy weight loss drugs and I'm anorexic.

sp@m by Selfish Mom June 18, 2009

But I'm not wearing a clown suit 

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

But I'm not wearing a clown suit by conkspotter November 28, 2011

Directed by M. Night Shymalan 

A phrase used to point out a major twist in a film, conversation, or story.

The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.

It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.

Person A: "...and then it turned out that he was actually a transsexual midget standing on another midget's shoulders."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."

Directed by M. Night Shymalan by cheekytriangle July 7, 2011