Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

by Ooooooya January 21, 2011

mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)

Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig

by hellgracer November 23, 2018

chillin like a boss

The act of chilling, as a boss would do.

Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.

by Autornoderator December 1, 2015

Likely Fable Compadre

A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.

Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre

by littlesibber December 27, 2010

built like a bulldog

To be built like a bulldog is to be strong and chubby, with an older appearance.

"He was built like a bulldog with lazy eyes."

by i_love_me_some_meme_ceral September 29, 2017

It could get like that

(It could get like that) “An event or gathering that may and will most likely get out of control”

“Man tonight is gonna be crazy. It could really get like that”

“You going to that party?”
“Yeah I heard it could get like that”

by Ro Dollaz, Justo, and Topclass March 21, 2019

Farmed Like Omi

An expression used to describe a man who is high on copium after a devastating loss.

Aiden: You got farmed like Omi!
Sean: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Ben: Mald

by NukeBoyfriend March 25, 2022